“I’ve probably got more friends than you’ve got cows.”
In context
Peter: You’re talking about my friends, here.
Alan: I’ve probably got more friends than you’ve got cows.
Peter: This is ridiculous.
Alan: How many cows have you got?
Peter: I’ve got a hundred cattle.
Alan: Yeah, I’ve got a hundred and four friends.
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The scene
A very Alan way to turn a heated interview into a competition about numbers.
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Quick answers
Who says "I’ve probably got more friends than you’ve got cows."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 3 – Watership Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.