“The temperature inside this apple turnover is 1,000 degrees.”
In context
Alan: The temperature inside this apple turnover is 1,000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten Bramley apple is going to squirt out. Could go your way, could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down.
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The scene
Alan treats a petrol station pie like a weapon.
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Quick answers
Who says "The temperature inside this apple turnover is 1,000 degrees."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 1 – The Talented Mr Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.