“I am risking my life for chat.”
Alan Partridge · Knowing Me, Knowing You · Episode 2 – Daniella Forrest, Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Tony Le Mesmer, Tania Beaumont and Gary Barker
Alan Partridge quotes: Tony Hayers
“Because I often have a recurring dream in which I am an owl.”
Alan Partridge · Knowing Me, Knowing You · Episode 2 – Daniella Forrest, Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Tony Le Mesmer, Tania Beaumont and Gary Barker
“Now, I can rotate my head 360 degrees. Which is a real boom when you’re driving, because it eliminates the blind spot.”
Alan Partridge · Knowing Me, Knowing You · Episode 2 – Daniella Forrest, Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Tony Le Mesmer, Tania Beaumont and Gary Barker
“Yes. I can emit pellets.”
Alan Partridge · Knowing Me, Knowing You · Episode 2 – Daniella Forrest, Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Tony Le Mesmer, Tania Beaumont and Gary Barker
“It’s not a lever or anything?”
Alan Partridge · Knowing Me, Knowing You · Episode 2 – Daniella Forrest, Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Tony Le Mesmer, Tania Beaumont and Gary Barker
“The Moat House hotel in High Wycombe. They know me there, they’re very discreet. You’ll love it, it’s got a twenty-four hour carvery.”
Alan Partridge · Knowing Me, Knowing You · Episode 2 – Daniella Forrest, Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Tony Le Mesmer, Tania Beaumont and Gary Barker
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“Sometimes you just want to say ‘sod all this wine just give me a pint of mineral water’.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 1 – A Room With An Alan
“Monkey Tennis?”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 1 – A Room With An Alan
“Inner City Sumo.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 1 – A Room With An Alan
“Arm Wrestling with Chas ‘n’ Dave?”
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