“Oh god no. You don’t want a clown. They’d never get to the podium with those long shoes on.”
In context
Piet: We don’t want a clown, Alan.
Alan: Oh god no. You don’t want a clown. They’d never get to the podium with those long shoes on. Actually, how do clowns go down in South Africa?
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The scene
Alan, hired to host a conference, cannot resist a long digression about clowns.
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Quick answers
Who says "Oh god no. You don’t want a clown. They’d never..."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 2 – The Colour of Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.