“I’m a food processor.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
Alan Partridge quotes: Radio
“Out pops the vampire.. count Davula of Cliftonvania.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“This coming from the man who once gave away a CD removed from the cover of a music magazine.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“Who’s this beautiful blonde man with a lovely voice? It’s Annie Lennox.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“Although my cousin did once buy a pirated Tweenie from a covered market in Brundall, and it was full of soiled bandages.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“Tonight we’re Super Talking about evil dogs.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
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“At 800 square feet, they’re larger than a good quality dentist’s and could house a Tesco Express.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Can people please stop using the word ‘obligate’ as a verb?”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Sting has described my broadcasting style as conversational, but Ross Kemp nailed it when he said it was a equidistant between chit-chat and analysis.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“If something is propulsive, it propels. Ergo, if something is repulsive, it repels. It doesn’t repulse.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
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