“I’m one of the anti-cancer set. We’re a dying breed.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
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“When I’ve calmed down I’ll kiss him better where I stabbed him.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“I once found a lump under my arm. Awful. Turned out in the end it was just a knot in my vest.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“Speak very quickly, she can’t understand it.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“Sonja, you are not the Chancellor of the Exchequer! You’re my girlfriend! If you took over, the country would go to pot!”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“M62. How’s it going in the living room, uncovered any old fireplaces?”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
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“Guide dogs for the blind. It’s cruel really, isn’t it? Forcing a dog to pull a man round all day.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“I say telescopic dampers, I mean rigid stays.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“I think I’ll go and read Simon Heffer on the veranda.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“This isn’t ‘Silent Witness’.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
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