“This isn’t ‘Silent Witness’.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
Alan Partridge quotes: Michael
“Yes, I do.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“I do know Bono.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“That’s not the end of the beginning. The end of the beginning goes like this.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 4 – Never Say Alan Again
“This week’s guest petrol is, Texaco. And err, next week’s guest petrol will be… Texaco again.”
Michael · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut
“It’s political correctness gone mad.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut
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“That’s not toast, Michael. That’s hot, floppy bread.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut
“Just stayed in an wached a documentary about quicksand. Then Sonja and I took our tops off and had a cuddle, followed by mince and onions. Doesn’t get much better than that.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut
“Splashdown for Lynn is 1500 hours on Sunday.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut
“Michael, you could have blown the horn in my Lexus.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 4 – Never Say Alan Again
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