“This isn’t ‘Silent Witness’.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
Alan Partridge quotes: Lynn Benfield
“Speak very quickly, she can’t understand it.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“I’ve narrowed it down to ‘Lord House’, ‘Ace House’, and ‘The Cinnamons’.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“Bill Oddie gave me a dressing gown as a Christmas present. He enclosed a receipt so I could take it back if I wanted to. I submitted Oddie’s receipt for tax purposes.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“And if you sink, you’re a Baptist. And if you float, you’re evil? It’s touch and go.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut
“Lynn, five minutes ago you were my PA and now you’re inviting me to some sort of religious wet T-shirt competition.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut
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“Lynn, what the frig have you got on your feet?”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut
“Squeeze a double bed in there, and I can open the door and just step up onto the bed.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut
“Just a short, naked jog across the landing.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut
“It wouldn’t be an egg cup. It’d be two egg cups and a kidney dish.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut
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