“Sonja, you are not the Chancellor of the Exchequer! You’re my girlfriend! If you took over, the country would go to pot!”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
Alan Partridge quotes: Sonja
“Yes, I do.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“I do know Bono.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“Yeah, he’s got the biggest collection of… hatchbacks in the country.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“I’ve seen him eat a plastic pie.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“Sonja, beefeaters do no live in caravans! They live in the Tower of London and they are restaurants.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
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“It’s not an appropriate gift for a man approaching 50! It’s too big!”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“That was the best full English breakfast I’ve had since Gary Wilmot’s wedding.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“Why are there holes in my ‘Daily Mail’?”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“I’ve narrowed it down to ‘Lord House’, ‘Ace House’, and ‘The Cinnamons’.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
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