“I am planning on penning a novel about the Titanic, which I’m hoping will be ready for the 110th anniversary of the disaster.”
Alan Partridge · Open Books with Martin Bryce · Open Books With Martin Bryce
“I am planning on penning a novel about the Titanic, which I’m hoping will be ready for the 110th anniversary of the disaster.”
“One asks what if.”
“Well, HRH is always someone I’ve felt great affinity with. I fully support his views on architecture, whatever they may be.”
“This is a technique I borrowed from Andy McNab, who was actually the first person ever to do it in a book.”
“I can cry for all sorts of reasons. Sadness, onions, racism, not blinking. Um, mainly sadness. And onions.”
“A lot of them will never read, Martin.”
“I’ve been reading avidly since the age of a half.”
“A terrible title.”
“That’s true, with the exception of the bookmark with a mini torch on it.”
“Mr Tickle. No, that’s the Mr Men.”