“I always think of you as Bleachy Head because of your hair.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
Alan Partridge quotes: Insults and put-downs
“Lynn, you’re my first line of defence. You just rolled over and let them tickle your belly.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Out pops the vampire.. count Davula of Cliftonvania.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“This coming from the man who once gave away a CD removed from the cover of a music magazine.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“I don’t like big feet, reminds me of gammon.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“Can people please stop using the word ‘obligate’ as a verb?”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
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“If something is propulsive, it propels. Ergo, if something is repulsive, it repels. It doesn’t repulse.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“A diet rich in Tracker bars and Olivio means that I’m able to lead the kind of physically active life that is simply out of reach for many men of my age, such as Eamonn Holmes.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Which means water doctor. Carry on.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Actually, thinking about it, probably best not to be yourself.”
Mike Greatbatch · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
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