“I’m a non-migratory creature and can be found enjoying the British outdoors 24/7, 52/12/365.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
Alan Partridge quotes: Welcome to the Places of My Life
“I ski. And if you think living in England’s flattest county is going to stop me, you’re just bloody wrong.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“I’m a food processor.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“One of those orange fishnet stockings that onions wear.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Like someone’s taken a bar of Caramac and melted it over the interior.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Lynn, you’re my first line of defence. You just rolled over and let them tickle your belly.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
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“Anne Robinson there grazing by that tree. That one over there, Andrew Marr. The Dimbleby brothers. They’re just various builders.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Who wants a choc-ice? Catch.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Without them, I’d be a turtle with no shell. A songbird with no voice. A partridge with no Alan. Goodbye.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Yeah. Well, they’d died, so… I buried them.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
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