“Who wants a choc-ice? Catch.”

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In context

Alan: (BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL, OBVIOUSLY HAD GOOD NEWS) Who wants a choc-ice? Catch. You can have that later.
Cameraman: Alright, thanks.

The scene

Alan celebrates good news from his hospital appointment by throwing ice creams at the camera crew.

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Who says "Who wants a choc-ice? Catch."?

Alan Partridge says it in Welcome to the Places of My Life.

Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?

It is from Welcome To The Places Of My Life (Welcome to the Places of My Life). The full script is on this site.