“I ski. And if you think living in England’s flattest county is going to stop me, you’re just bloody wrong.”
In context
Alan (Voiceover): I belong to one. If you think I play bridge with local widows, get ready to be shocked. I ski. And if you think living in England’s flattest county is going to stop me, you’re just bloody wrong.
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The scene
Alan reveals his hobby, at an indoor Norfolk ski centre.
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Quick answers
Who says "I ski. And if you think living in England’s flattest..."?
Alan Partridge says it in Welcome to the Places of My Life.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Welcome To The Places Of My Life (Welcome to the Places of My Life). The full script is on this site.