“The space I park in used to be for the disabled, but after lengthy discussions, I got them to rub out the wheelchair.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
Alan Partridge quotes: Welcome to the Places of My Life
“Well, why did you let me say it twice?”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“My watch is waterproof.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Kids like to go to the zoo, but the beasts I like to look at are made from zinc galvanised steel. They’re cars.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Or should I say Swanswim?”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“TGV8. Now, that is funny. Sorry, you were saying.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
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“Which means water doctor. Carry on.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“It’s a paddle shift.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Yeah, so could I.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“I later discovered this car does not have a differential lock, but actually uses a traction control system where a spinning wheel is braked by an on-board computer, so effectively we were both right.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
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