“This is my coalface. My canvas, my lathe.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
Alan Partridge quotes: Welcome to the Places of My Life
“Where once there were bearskins and quivers, just substitute that for monkey hats and tat.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“At 800 square feet, they’re larger than a good quality dentist’s and could house a Tesco Express.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Free samples are designed to guilt trip you into a purchase, but hold your nerve and you can eat the equivalent of a three-course meal absolutely free. And there’s F-A they can do to stop you.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Can people please stop using the word ‘obligate’ as a verb?”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Actually, thinking about it, probably best not to be yourself.”
Mike Greatbatch · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
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“Sting has described my broadcasting style as conversational, but Ross Kemp nailed it when he said it was a equidistant between chit-chat and analysis.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Atif! How are you diddling?”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
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