“One of those orange fishnet stockings that onions wear.”
In context
Alan: Either that or she sneaked up on him unawares with a snooker ball in a sock. More likely an onion in… in a stocking. One of those orange fishnet stockings that onions wear. (SIGHS)
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The scene
Alan on the possible reasons a producer was being quiet.
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Quick answers
Who says "One of those orange fishnet stockings that onions wear."?
Alan Partridge says it in Welcome to the Places of My Life.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Welcome To The Places Of My Life (Welcome to the Places of My Life). The full script is on this site.