“If I get caught in flagrante whilst violating the Highway Code, my wife will find out, I’ll get three points on my license, my insurance premium could go up by thirty percent.”
In context
Alan: Look. If I get caught in flagrante whilst violating the Highway Code, my wife will find out, I’ll get three points on my license, my insurance premium could go up by thirty percent. That’s not going to happen. Now put your top on and get out.
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The scene
Hypnotised Alan refuses a lay-by tryst with a film star because it would break motorway rules.
Cars and drivingCatchphrasesSelf-regard
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Quick answers
Who says "If I get caught in flagrante whilst violating the Highway..."?
Alan Partridge says it in Knowing Me, Knowing You.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 2 – Daniella Forrest, Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Tony Le Mesmer, Tania Beaumont and Gary Barker (Knowing Me, Knowing You). The full script is on this site.