“Yes, this is Bono’s bedroom, I’m not sure if he’s in. Bono? No, he’s not. He likes to lie there, though, with the ‘Sunday Express’, and the biggest bowl of Alpen you’ve ever seen.”
“I’ve seen him eat a plastic pie.”
“I didn’t see that advertised, you should sack your PR people.”
“You’re probably sick of canteen food from being on tour… I forgot, you’re not Bono.”
“Sonja, beefeaters do no live in caravans! They live in the Tower of London and they are restaurants.”
“When I’ve calmed down I’ll kiss him better where I stabbed him.”
“I’ve got nothing to hide. Search me! Search me! Oh, that’s Customs and Excise isn’t it..”
“Research, next question.”
“You can’t go see ‘Shrek’ in your bare feet.”
“I always think of you as Bleachy Head because of your hair.”
