“It’s not an appropriate gift for a man approaching 50! It’s too big!”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
Alan Partridge quotes: Self-regard
“A tree doesn’t judge, doesn’t criticise your clothes or bring up poor viewing figures.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Without them, I’d be a turtle with no shell. A songbird with no voice. A partridge with no Alan. Goodbye.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Well, HRH is always someone I’ve felt great affinity with. I fully support his views on architecture, whatever they may be.”
Alan Partridge · Open Books with Martin Bryce · Open Books With Martin Bryce
“A “Partridge Pilgrimage”, or a “Patrimage”, a “Pilgrimartridge”, a “Partrimilgrimage”.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“I say broadcasting doesn’t define who I am, nor does it not define who I am. Nor does it define who I’m not. And that seems to satisfy them.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
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“This is my coalface. My canvas, my lathe.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Sting has described my broadcasting style as conversational, but Ross Kemp nailed it when he said it was a equidistant between chit-chat and analysis.”
Alan Partridge · Welcome to the Places of My Life · Welcome To The Places Of My Life
“Damian Lewis, the ginger actor. Or gactor. Er, I love word play.”
Alan Partridge · Open Books with Martin Bryce · Open Books With Martin Bryce
“I am risking my life for chat.”
Alan Partridge · Knowing Me, Knowing You · Episode 2 – Daniella Forrest, Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Tony Le Mesmer, Tania Beaumont and Gary Barker
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