“You’re probably sick of canteen food from being on tour… I forgot, you’re not Bono.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
Alan Partridge quotes: Awkward moments
“Sonja, beefeaters do no live in caravans! They live in the Tower of London and they are restaurants.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“When I’ve calmed down I’ll kiss him better where I stabbed him.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“Speak very quickly, she can’t understand it.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“I’ve got nothing to hide. Search me! Search me! Oh, that’s Customs and Excise isn’t it..”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“M62. How’s it going in the living room, uncovered any old fireplaces?”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
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“Research, next question.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“I say telescopic dampers, I mean rigid stays.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“You can’t go see ‘Shrek’ in your bare feet.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
“I’m one of the anti-cancer set. We’re a dying breed.”
Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer
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