“Er, Eamonn Holmes sent me a jpeg of a mutilated squirrel.”
In context
Chris: And, um, anyone else in particular?
Alan: Er, Eamonn Holmes sent me a jpeg of a mutilated squirrel.
Chris: I saw that too, actually.
Alan: Yeah. But, er, big Eams is in a bad place.
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The scene
Alan describes how one television presenter reacted to what he wrote about him in his autobiography.
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Quick answers
Who says "Er, Eamonn Holmes sent me a jpeg of a mutilated..."?
Alan Partridge says it in Open Books with Martin Bryce.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Open Books With Martin Bryce (Open Books with Martin Bryce). The full script is on this site.