“Are you hairy, Mary?”

Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge, Series 2 · Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut

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In context

Woman: I don’t think we’ll have hair, you see. I think we’ll be completely hairless.
Alan: Are you hairy, Mary?
Mary: No.
Alan: What?
Mary: No!
Alan: Right.

The scene

Alan, hosting a late-night phone-in about the future of humankind, asks a caller an unnecessary personal question.

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Quick answers

Who says "Are you hairy, Mary?"?

Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.

Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?

It is from Episode 6 – Alan Wide Shut (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.