“Hello commuters, with your computers!”
In context
Alan over PA: Hello commuters, with your computers! This book would fit, ideally, into an attaché case or the thigh pocket of a pair of fashionable combat trousers.
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The scene
Alan sets up a book stall at Norwich station and starts working the crowd over a PA system.
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Quick answers
Who says "Hello commuters, with your computers!"?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 2 – The Colour of Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.