“Ah, wolves at the door. You’ll huff, and you’ll puff, and… where’s the other one, where’s the other pig?”
In context
Alan: Oh, come in then. Hello, sit over there. Ah, wolves at the door. You’ll huff, and you’ll puff, and… where’s the other one, where’s the other pig? Sorry, just met you, got off to a bad start.
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The scene
Alan greets the tax inspectors with a nursery-tale joke.
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Quick answers
Who says "Ah, wolves at the door. You’ll huff, and you’ll puff,..."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.