“Two things. One, presumably you think I’m a bit odd and you’d like to leave immediately? And two, can I come with you?”
In context
Alan: Oh, my God. I am such a bighead. Two things. One, presumably you think I’m a bit odd and you’d like to leave immediately?
Aidan and Paul: Yes
Alan: And two, can I come with you?
Aidan and Paul: No.
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The scene
The lights go on in Jed’s Alan Partridge shrine, and the RTE executives make for the door.
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Quick answers
Who says "Two things. One, presumably you think I’m a bit odd..."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 5 – To Kill A Mocking Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.