“Lynn, hand me an apple pie. And remove yourself from the theatre of conflict.”
In context
Alan: Lynn, hand me an apple pie. And remove yourself from the theatre of conflict.
Lynn: What do you mean?
Alan: Go and stand by the yakults.
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The scene
Alan prepares for a showdown at the garage by arming himself with a scalding apple pie.
CatchphrasesFood and drinkLynn
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Quick answers
Who says "Lynn, hand me an apple pie. And remove yourself from..."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 1 – The Talented Mr Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.