“We could have had a horse jump, now we’ve got a lump of dung.”
In context
Alan: You really ought to get a dustpan and brush and tidy that up. That could have been spectacular. We could have had a horse jump, now we’ve got a lump of dung.
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The scene
The horse has left a deposit on the studio floor, live on air.
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Quick answers
Who says "We could have had a horse jump, now we’ve got..."?
Alan Partridge says it in Knowing Me, Knowing You.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 1 – Sue Lewis, Keith Hunt, Shona McGough, Roger Moore (Knowing Me, Knowing You). The full script is on this site.