“Want a Mars bar? Swivel.”

Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge, Series 2 · Episode 1 – The Talented Mr Alan

In context

Alan: According to Michael there are enough supplies in here to last three weeks. Want a Mars bar? Swivel.

The scene

Alan, holed up in the garage shop with enough supplies for three weeks, makes an oddly hospitable offer to the man outside.

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Who says "Want a Mars bar? Swivel."?

Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.

Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?

It is from Episode 1 – The Talented Mr Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.