“Zombies by their very nature are inconsistent. They’re a mish-mash of different bits.”
In context
Sophie: Zombies don’t have tails.
Alan: All right, it’s inconsistent! Zombies by their very nature are inconsistent. They’re a mish-mash of different bits.
Ben: No, that’s Frankenstein.
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The scene
Alan defends his zombie costume, complete with a kettle flex for a tail, against the hotel staff.
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Quick answers
Who says "Zombies by their very nature are inconsistent. They’re a mish-mash..."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 4 – Basic Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.