“Not my words, Carol. The words of Top Gear magazine.”
In context
Alan: “[...] overtaking National Express coaches can become a long, drawn-out affair.” Not my words, Carol. The words of Top Gear magazine. Hello?
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The scene
A drunk Alan phones his ex-wife to read her a car review of her boyfriend’s Renault Megane.
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Quick answers
Who says "Not my words, Carol. The words of Top Gear magazine."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 3 – Watership Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.