“Mine are more or less the same, they’re just fractionally more flaccid.”

Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge, Series 2 · Episode 4 – Never Say Alan Again

In context

Alan [Prodding John’s pecs]: Yeah, very firm. Mine are more or less the same, they’re just fractionally more flaccid.

The scene

Alan compares physiques with the builder John.

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“And I’ll like you to lay them, you chicken.”

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Who says "Mine are more or less the same, they’re just fractionally..."?

Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.

Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?

It is from Episode 4 – Never Say Alan Again (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.