“It’s not going to drive off by itself. It’s not Herbie.”
In context
Raphael: Can I get to my car?
Alan: It’s not going to drive off by itself. It’s not Herbie. The point is, I now have the third best slot on Radio Norwich
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The scene
Alan holds his former teacher hostage at the till until he agrees to a talk at the school.
Awkward momentsCars and driving
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Quick answers
Who says "It’s not going to drive off by itself. It’s not..."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 1 – The Talented Mr Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.