“Makes me look like Moses. I don’t want that because I’m not Moses.”
In context
Alan: And then that’s a bit too big. Makes me look like Moses. I don’t want that because I’m not Moses. So simply put it against a tree, I just basically jump against it like that.
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The scene
Alan shortens a walking stick by jumping on it.
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Quick answers
Who says "Makes me look like Moses. I don’t want that because..."?
Alan Partridge says it in Welcome to the Places of My Life.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Welcome To The Places Of My Life (Welcome to the Places of My Life). The full script is on this site.