“I sell kitchens, but I can’t actually cook myself!”
In context
Mike: Oh, yes, yes. I supply fitted kitchens. The funny thing is, that I’ve been in the business for 15 years, but I cant actually cook! You see a cookery book here, wouldn’t be much use to me!
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The scene
Mike Sampson, Alan’s unwanted lift companion, repeats his joke at the goodbye party.
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Quick answers
Who says "I sell kitchens, but I can’t actually cook myself!"?
Mike Sampson says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 6 – Towering Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.