“I hate archers, “The Archers” and Jeffrey Archer. You’re all deceitful cowards.”
In context
Alan: And, also, archers. I hate archers, “The Archers” and Jeffrey Archer. You’re all deceitful cowards. I just realized then, that only applies to archers and Jeffrey Archer. But not “The Archers”, who… to be fair, are a mixed bag.
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The scene
Alan on air, after Dave Clifton reveals he is spending the bank holiday weekend doing archery with Tony Hadley.
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Quick answers
Who says "I hate archers, “The Archers” and Jeffrey Archer. You’re all..."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 4 – Never Say Alan Again (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.