“And the plums have mutated and they’ve got beaks.”
In context
Alan: Yeah, you are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth.
Peter: I don’t think it’s got anything to do with class.
Alan: And the plums have mutated and they’ve got beaks.
Peter: Beaks?
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The scene
Alan’s insults escalate into surrealism, mid-interview.
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Quick answers
Who says "And the plums have mutated and they’ve got beaks."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 3 – Watership Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.