“A bit like Tony Hayers.”

Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge, Series 1 · Episode 6 – Towering Alan

In context

Susan: Well, it’s in a box, Alan.
Alan: A bit like Tony Hayers. Susan, will you go out with me?

The scene

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Who says "A bit like Tony Hayers."?

Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.

Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?

It is from Episode 6 – Towering Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.