“I am planning on penning a novel about the Titanic, which I’m hoping will be ready for the 110th anniversary of the disaster.”
Alan Partridge · Open Books with Martin Bryce · Open Books With Martin Bryce
Alan Partridge quotes: BBC and TV ideas
“Philip Parsons, if you’re watching, in five minutes time I will be strapped to a wheel of death. And you will have a plate, with some words on it and a knife and fork.”
Alan Partridge · Knowing Me, Knowing You · Episode 2 – Daniella Forrest, Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Tony Le Mesmer, Tania Beaumont and Gary Barker
“I am risking my life for chat.”
Alan Partridge · Knowing Me, Knowing You · Episode 2 – Daniella Forrest, Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Tony Le Mesmer, Tania Beaumont and Gary Barker
“All right, Philip Parsons of The Times, you are right, the show is moribund.”
Alan Partridge · Knowing Me, Knowing You · Episode 2 – Daniella Forrest, Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Tony Le Mesmer, Tania Beaumont and Gary Barker
“It’s a chat show, Jim, but not as we know it.”
Alan Partridge · Knowing Me, Knowing You · Episode 2 – Daniella Forrest, Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Tony Le Mesmer, Tania Beaumont and Gary Barker
“A corking copper-bottom hit. Those aren’t my words, they are the words of Mike Taylor from “TV Quick”.”
Alan Partridge · Knowing Me, Knowing You · Episode 2 – Daniella Forrest, Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Tony Le Mesmer, Tania Beaumont and Gary Barker
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“Philip Parsons in The Times called this show “moribund”.”
Alan Partridge · Knowing Me, Knowing You · Episode 2 – Daniella Forrest, Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Tony Le Mesmer, Tania Beaumont and Gary Barker
“Is that moribund? No!”
Alan Partridge · Knowing Me, Knowing You · Episode 2 – Daniella Forrest, Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Tony Le Mesmer, Tania Beaumont and Gary Barker
“Drop us a line into the usual address, and don’t forget to mark your envelope with the word “Pellets”.”
Alan Partridge · Knowing Me, Knowing You · Episode 2 – Daniella Forrest, Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Tony Le Mesmer, Tania Beaumont and Gary Barker
“Hollywood is much much more than nine big letters on a hill.”
Alan Partridge · Knowing Me, Knowing You · Episode 2 – Daniella Forrest, Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Tony Le Mesmer, Tania Beaumont and Gary Barker
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