“Sometime I fell like just going out and, I don’t know, stealing a traffic cone and putting on my head and saying “Look at me I’m a giant witch!””
In context
Alan: I wish I’d been a bit more spontaneous. Sometime I fell like just going out and, I don’t know, stealing a traffic cone and putting on my head and saying “Look at me I’m a giant witch!”
Michael: Just dee it then, go and steal a cone, man.
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The scene
Alan’s idea of rebellion, and the start of the traffic cone adventure with Michael.
CatchphrasesLinton Travel Tavern
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Quick answers
Who says "Sometime I fell like just going out and, I don’t..."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 4 – Basic Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.