“Right. In that case, I’m afraid you’ve invalidated the warranty.”
In context
Alan: Have you kept it below room temperature?
Sophie: I don’t think so.
Alan: Right. In that case, I’m afraid you’ve invalidated the warranty. Above room temperature, it all congeals into one big dark chocolate cricket ball.
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The scene
Alan treats a Valentine’s Day chocolate orange as if it were a consumer electronics purchase.
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Quick answers
Who says "Right. In that case, I’m afraid you’ve invalidated the warranty."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 2 – Alan Attraction (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.