“Nice err, nice array of pasties you’ve got today. I don’t want one, I’m just making small talk.”

Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge, Series 1 · Episode 4 – Basic Alan

In context

Alan: Nice err, nice array of pasties you’ve got today.
Attendant: Thank you.
Alan: I don’t want one, I’m just making small talk.

The scene

Alan chats to the petrol station attendant, desperate for company.

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Who says "Nice err, nice array of pasties you’ve got today. I..."?

Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.

Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?

It is from Episode 4 – Basic Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.