“We’re not on short-wave radio.”

Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge, Series 1 · Episode 5 – To Kill A Mocking Alan

In context

Michael: OK. Roger and out.
Alan: We’re not on short-wave radio. Actually, it is quite eye-catching.

The scene

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Who says "We’re not on short-wave radio."?

Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.

Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?

It is from Episode 5 – To Kill A Mocking Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.