“Kill! Kill! Stab! Twist! Kill!”

Michael · I'm Alan Partridge, Series 2 · Episode 2 – The Colour of Alan

In context

Alan: It’s all right Lynn, it’s just an army saying. Give us another one Michael.
Michael: Kill! Kill! Stab! Twist! Kill!

The scene

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Who says "Kill! Kill! Stab! Twist! Kill!"?

Michael says it in I'm Alan Partridge.

Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?

It is from Episode 2 – The Colour of Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.