“It’s not an appropriate gift for a man approaching 50! It’s too big!”

Alan Partridge · I'm Alan Partridge, Series 2 · Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer

In context

Sonja: He is brilliant present!
Alan: It’s not an appropriate gift for a man approaching 50! It’s too big! How did you get it here?

The scene

Sonja gives Alan a very large teddy bear dressed as a beefeater.

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Who says "It’s not an appropriate gift for a man approaching 50!..."?

Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.

Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?

It is from Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.