“I think what you’ve done is you’ve put two and two together, and you’ve made five. Or, as the Americans say “Fi-i-ive””
In context
Michael: So, anyway, hey. Bond weekend. Me and you.
Alan: I don’t remember inviting you to the Bond weekend, Michael. I think what you’ve done is you’ve put two and two together, and you’ve made five. Or, as the Americans say “Fi-i-ive”
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The scene
Alan snubs Michael’s hopes of joining his James Bond marathon.
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Quick answers
Who says "I think what you’ve done is you’ve put two and..."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 4 – Never Say Alan Again (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.