“I think I’ll go and read Simon Heffer on the veranda.”
In context
Alan: Finished with the ‘Daily Mail’? Cheers. (Cowboy accent) Yeah, I think I’ll go and read Simon Heffer on the veranda. Ain’t no one gonna stop me.
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The scene
Alan, putting on a cowboy accent in the bar, picks up a Daily Mail columnist.
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Quick answers
Who says "I think I’ll go and read Simon Heffer on the..."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 5 – I Know What Alan Did Last Summer (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.