“I don’t, because I use Lynx Africa. Gonna cane me?”
In context
Raphael: I’d like to see you sweat over your work like I do over mine.
Alan: I don’t, because I use Lynx Africa. Gonna cane me?
Raphael: No, but I might throw a chair at you.
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The scene
Alan’s comeback to his sweaty former headmaster.
Awkward momentsInsults and put-downs
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Quick answers
Who says "I don’t, because I use Lynx Africa. Gonna cane me?"?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 1 – The Talented Mr Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.