“Crab sticks don’t actually contain any crab.”
In context
Alan: And now it’s time for one of Alan’s ‘Fact of the Day’: Crab sticks don’t actually contain any crab. And from 1993, manufactures have been legally obliged to label them ‘crab flavoured sticks’. Another one of those same time tomorrow.
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The scene
Alan signs off his early-morning Radio Norwich show with the first of many pointless facts of the day.
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Quick answers
Who says "Crab sticks don’t actually contain any crab."?
Alan Partridge says it in I'm Alan Partridge.
Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?
It is from Episode 1 – A Room With An Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.