“So, do you want us to take out Sue Cook for you?”

Michael · I'm Alan Partridge, Series 1 · Episode 5 – To Kill A Mocking Alan

In context

Michael: So, do you want us to take out Sue Cook for you?
Alan: God no! Oh, I see!

The scene

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Who says "So, do you want us to take out Sue Cook..."?

Michael says it in I'm Alan Partridge.

Where is this Alan Partridge quote from?

It is from Episode 5 – To Kill A Mocking Alan (I'm Alan Partridge). The full script is on this site.